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Damn he is really doing this wig thing. He is all in.

Not a toupee, it's a full wig and a bad one at that

I’m kind of partial to ‘cow paddy’

It's actually "patty", r8.

“Rep. Mike Rogers toupee”

I’d name it Mr. Rogers’ Hoodie

Did he buy that thing at Woolworths? I don't know what I'd call that rug, but that face is pure Gin and regret.

He and Joy Reid should get together and discuss wigs. Seriously

I don't get why he's wearing that hideous rug! You think someone would say something to him.

Helmet for Him

He needs lip plumping to offset the wig. Maybe harvest the fat from around his eyes and jawline. An earlobe reduction is in order, too.

😂 That thing is fucking ridiculous. He actually thinks he’s pulling it off? Doesn’t he notice whenever he talks to someone and their eyes are always aimed up above his brows?

There's enough coverage that Mrs. Rogers can use it as a tea cozy, too.

I thought we were beyond the days of wigs this bad. He’s made no attempt at all to make it look natural.

Unlike the wigs from r7, this one apparently comes in one size, which is approximately three sizes too small at the forehead.

Does he have a wife? Is not helping him pick out a reasonable wig part of her seething but otherwise unexpressed hatred?

R17 has it. That wig looks like a helmet!

It does resemble one of those old school NFL leather helmets.

Like the molded plastic hair on a 1970s Ken doll.

it looks as if it's hovering about 1/8" above the skin.

"Sassy Shag"

From the Raquel Welch wig line.

Does he think he is fooling anyone?

Sad.

Shoulda tried spray on hair.

It's the Sam Donaldson model!

In my wicked family we call them "Ernest Angleys," or, more simply, "The Televangelist."

Wow, he is as old as Nosferatu, but still has jet black hair. Truly a miracle!

Actually, he's several decades older than Nosferatu.

And you bitches thought I was bad...

He must have good genes. This is so convincing.

He seems to have two different wigs. One with that summery sandy color.

The "squeal like a pig" Appalachian special.

And then a more somber, brunetter for more formal occasions.

Actually it's the "Pixie Gamine", r29

And a poorly made one.

Even by rat hat standards.

That’s the worst two pair of ever seen in my life.

I bet you he spends hours every night combing that toupee, making sure every synthetic hair is in its place.

Mrs. Roger's Merkin? I have no idea why, but with people like that, one never knows.

I wear this into the bar when I'm travelling and I have to fight the pussy off.

r38/r40, I wonder if they have names and personalities, like Moira Rose's wigs do.

"Maureen," and "Debra"

R38, I’m sure it’s his attempt to convince us his natural hair gets a shade lighter in the sunnier months.

"Sunnier" when it should be grayer. I just hope he doesn't have a reputation for coming on to the women on his staff. Imagine the horror of having to deal with a not-so-generous Liberace when the wig comes off.

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