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Again. And again. And again.

She loves to flaunt.

She was never this big. She’s in Lizzo territory now.

Her shape is so unfortunate.

Is she pregnant or did she eat a newborn for breakfast?

Jesus. Come back to Broadway, Beanie Feldstein. All is forgiven.

[quote]Is she pregnant or did she eat a newborn for breakfast?

A newborn elephant, apparently.

Those tacky tattoos aren't helping her cause, either

Meanwhile, Jack Antonoff has upgraded to thin and gorgeous Hollywood Princess Margaret Qualley.

Is this a new mental illness? Lens is by no means the only one who does this. Ugly fat women are all over Instagram "flaunting their curves" these days.

It's kind of like food allergies - those used to be rare and now every damn person has them. And now there are also tons of fat people who somehow think they're gorgeous.

What’s Going on with the skin on her upper arm?

Those swimsuits should sue for defamation of character.

I’ll never forget the insufferable Sarah Lawrence grad Millennial I worked with at NYU around 2012 referring to Lens as “the voice of my generation !” . She was a total twat and delighted at making anyone not of her generation feel old and irrelevant. I wonder if she’s out there now seeing these photos and realizing the “voice” of her generation is as much of a disappointment as her Sarah Lawrence degree no doubt is.

Is there a DL consensus on her show Girls? I thought season 1+2 were alright but couldn't stand the rest.

Her navel in that first pic is like a portal to another dimension.

A horrific, confusing, lint-filled, smelly, cheesy dimension.

R20- Lena and Girls are HATED here. Always have been.

I have always liked her and loved Girls. All 5 seasons! (I though season 4 was the weakest but Season 5 knocked my socks off)

You really didn't like Season 3? That one was awesome with Adam's insane sister. The one where Hannah's boss dies is the BEST.

Are those curves or ovals?

[quote]She is pregnant. Who is guilty?

King Kong?

Ummm...R24....she had a hysterectomy ie her uterus was removed. Pregnancy would be pretty much impossible unless it is ectopic.

👀 sickening blob. 😱🤢🤮🤡😁🤪😂😆

Hands off boys - she's married.

[quote]did she eat a newborn for breakfast?

[quote]Come back to Broadway, Beanie Feldstein

She ate Beanie for breakfast

R22 To be fair as a straight white guy I don't think I was the intended audience for Girls -- admittedly I started watching it because a movie buff friend told me it was a good show and "culturally important." I'm just a few years younger than Lena and for me, the highlights of the show were her giving voice to cultural issues broadly faced by millennials. The show started to lose me when it got more personal and less 'generational.'

It's interesting that you liked Season 5. I actually picked it back up because Bret Easton Ellis was reviewing it on his podcast and renewed my interest somewhat. I really disliked that ending; the black baby was so cliché I thought for sure she'd have the good sense not to do it.

r31 Oops, forgot it ran for 6 seasons. Liking season 5 makes a bit more sense to me now.

Ugly, hideous tattoos. Curves? She's way too fat.

All that and she still finds a man to fuck her. Let that sink in.

It's such a profound fuck you to poor people when you're as rich as her and you refuse to go on Wegovy.

But then again, most of her personality and her entire schtick would disappear if she ever lost that weight, it's so wrapped up in fatness at this point. And I somehow care even less what a thin Lena has to say about our society.

[quote]Her navel in that first pic is like a portal to another dimension.

The laparoscopy scar from her hysterectomy is an added bonus.

r34 fame is a hell of an aphrodisiac

R35 She'd be like Lisa Lampanelli. She'd have to find another career but would still be nuts.

[quote]Slim pins!

"Lens puts her world-famous figure on display in skimpy swimwear"

What the fuck is going on underneath her arm in the green bikini pic? I've never seen arm cellulite like that.

I'm an eldergay, but I don't see curves. I see fat expanding from her bust all the way to her thighs. Her navel is far from flattering. Doesn't she realize if she does nothing to eliminate the fat, she may die far earlier than she expects?

R41 I think that’s a burn or some other scar?

It appears you could fuck her navel, and still have a place to put your beer.

Why would anyone do this? Why would anyone expose their hideous, repugnant body like this? She must be really mentally ill.

[quote]Is this a new mental illness? Lens is by no means the only one who does this. Ugly fat women are all over Instagram "flaunting their curves" these days.

This is a Millennial affliction.

She's dining on the sweet narcissistic supply of attention with every photo. She's her own self-licking ice cream cone of earthly delight

Lid for every pot, R34. Or cauldron, as the case may be.

You WILL accept my body! DON'T look away! I DEMAND you look at me!

Holy SHIT R31- For some reason I thought it was 5 seasons.

And by season 5, I meant the final season (I thought it was excellent)

Season 4 was still 100% the weakest, and for some reason I cannot remember the storyline of Season 5.

Was it the Iowa Writers Workshop Season? Shit! I am getting old. Or Adam makes it in Broadway? I sense it had ALOT of that gay dude I cannot stand (although I liked him as Elijah on the show) And I think Season 5 was when Shosh was in Japan (I liked that a lot too) I also think Season 5 had that take on Panic in Needle Park- which was one of the best episodes ever. And somehow that twirpy dude became a stud!

Sorry Girls is in my Top 5- and I hate the hatred this chick has endured.

The Comeback The Sopranos Mad Men Girls Six Feet Under/Succession tied

Her husband must be so proud. Or did she eat him?

She has to know how ugly that pic is, right?

"Girls" star Lena Dunham strutted her stuff poolside whilst on vacation.

The "Tiny Furniture" auteur accentuated her famous curves in an orange terry bikini, later changing into a bright green swimsuit that drew attention to her famous thighs. The "Elle" and "Marie Claire" cover girl kept it simple with her hair swept into a sunblown loose bun, with a chunky gold necklace as accessory.

So is Anna Wintour still her "close advisor" and willing to put her on the cover of VOGUE again?

She said the swelling is from long COVID and monkeypox.

If you carry low...it's a boy! I think.

R22, I liked Girls as well, or thought I did, and so watched the full run again recently. It's a bit of a love/hate thing to be sure (and season 4 was pretty miserable start to end), but there are some great moments and some insight, and it does stand out from other things in film and TV. Was Hannah a likeable character? No on whole, but sometimes yes. Was she written to be a likeable character? No, I don't think so, and she doesn't walk away the hero, the good one, or even the one that you root for. Such unflagging honesty has a tendency to be a little bit admirable and a big fat measure of unwatchable, but she and her awful characters were like people many of us know well, and might describe as flatteringly or unflatteringly depending on the day. It's a mixed bag but succeeds on a lot of levels for me. Watching it again I was more impressed than the first time around where it was more an element of surprise. There's something about Girls that makes me want to see her succeed in other work.

Her interviews and insights outside scripts don't interest me, and the stripped down dare-you-to-body-shame-me photos are both awful and a little sad.

I've never seen "Girls". I'd never heard of "Girls". I don't give a fuck about "Girls!"

Also: If these posts didn't reek of absolute insecurity and the need for constant approval, AND if the subjects didn't undermine the message they're attempting to project by remaining morbidly and super-morbidly obese and not improving themselves, I MIGHT applaud them.

But this is just an excuse to remain in a grossly (no pun intended) unhealthy state. And THAT'S what disgusts me about it.

[quote] Is she pregnant or did she eat a newborn for breakfast?

Your false opposition has triggered me!

I don't understand how she could let herself get so fat. At what point do you look in the mirror and say 'I'd better do something about this'?

Imagine her stuffing her face to grow that swollen gutbelly. You don’t distend like that by being naughty for a while. You’ve got to really stuff yourself obscenely for a long period of time.

OP's thread pic is giving me PTSD.

What’s shocking is that she’s 36. She looks closer to 59.

What’s going on with her middle area; I know she had her womb removed, but she looks pregnant. It really doesn’t matter, I just can’t have that image in my head. She’s grotesque now; I don’t understand her body’s shape.

All I can say is thank god for the tattoos

R16- Like this common ( with her ugly tattoos and purplish hair) YouTube person. Her tats are covered in this video.

[quote]What’s going on with her middle area

It’s fat, dear.

Look! She’s got a snack purse.

My word for her is “rampant”.

How can one woman be so radiantly beautiful?!?!?!?

You could easily fit a grown man's boner inside of her belly button. That's one more hole for him to stick his dick in.

[quote]She said the swelling is from long COVID and monkeypox.

Anything but taking responsibility for her own need to hourly stuff her pie hole with all sorts of unnecessary food items.

DL people what does her new husband see in Lens ?

[quote] DL people what does her new husband see in Lens ?

$earch me.

R68, it’s what’s known as a “potbelly”

It's more like a tankbelly

I KEEP BLOCKING THIS THREAD

WHY DOES IT KEEP APPEARING IN MY FEED?!?!?

Even in these current days of so much oversharing on the Internet, there still could be a modicum of modesty and discretion.

Knock it off, Ms. Dunham. We are not trying to discriminate or body-shame you, but a respectable amount of modesty and and discretion would do you well.

Oversharing is my bread & butter!

[quote] All that and she still finds a man to fuck her. Let that sink in.

Honey, when you pay for it, you can get fucked.

Try to keep up.

Was that a selfie or did she pay Luis to take it? "Other duties as assigned."

Curves is what they’re calling a tub of abdomen lard? She’s hideous. How is she married?

Some parts of Girls were laugh out loud funny (when Adam's sister is pregnant in the bathtub and the pretty hippie girl sticks her head in to see the vagina or something...what did she say? Now I can't remember. Also the makeup artist at Alison's wedding, because I was working at a beauty counter then and that is exactly what makeup artists are like. They are likable but it was totally correct) but some were upsetting and the fashion was terrible and I am really put off by Adam Driver. When Ray said he looked like a monkey he was right. Also, I don't know which season it was, but my husband and I were watching it in our room when the pretty boho gal was in prison or rehab and the black gal went downtown. We didn't realize that my young daughter was lying on the floor watching. (She's now fourteen so if you know when that season was out, you can do the math.)

I think, as a woman, Lena is trying to say that this is who she is and all humans are beautiful. I really want to believe that too, but unfortunately it isn't reality. She actually does have a pretty face, big eyes, all that. If I were her I would emphasize that, and wear a cute bathing suit that is made for a bigger girl. Like a cute skirted tankini. She's never going to be a sex goddess. I just think that she thinks that by showing her body she will make it more acceptable. Maybe I am wrong.

If it doesn't look good, don't put it out on your front porch.

--Suzanne Sugarbaker

She could host a cornhole tourney on her tummy

Lena, thank you for making me feel svelte and gorgeous. — recovering fatty

Lena Dunham is the very fat female version of Harry Styles with all those random horribly ugly tattoos.

My day would have been a lot happier if only I hadn't seen that.

She's a fetishists dream and also what nightmares are made of. Yuck

I said this in another recent Lens thread, but it's worth repeating: she looks unwell.

Hahahaha!

I don't give a shit about this lady but I do LOVE how so many of you bitches get so easily triggered by her.

Love Lena Dunham. She turns straight guys gay on sight. You go girl!

[quote]Also: If these posts didn't reek of absolute insecurity and the need for constant approval

I don’t see her that way. I see her as being defiant and provocative. She would be delighted by all the hate DL dishes out because of her weight . She lives for this shit. Having said that, she looks unhappy. I’ve said this before but it seems like that break up with that producer guy really fucked her up and then she went on a serious food bender. If she wasn’t so anti weight management she could get some of that poundage off.

I’m on the fence: on one hand, it’s pretty repulsive but then I think - good for her.

What was the thing about her putting gravel or marbles in her sister's vagina?

[quote] Doesn't she realize if she does nothing to eliminate the fat, she may die far earlier than she expects?

Obesity has been found to have a protective effect in old age.

she doesn't love to flaunt

as much as she loves negative attention.

Even her P.R. rehab couldn't solve her masochistic desire to be hated by virtually everyone.

being a glutton, works out for her, really. She loses five pounds and the press is singing her praises, and she scores another gig... then three to five months after the gig, she's out to be as disgusting as she can humanly be.. she never leaves the press. Not even grooming her sister, bribing her for kisses and masturbating next to her could ever defeat that... even when it sent sister from the isle of sappho to transville.

I'm more alarmed by the straight guy who listens to BEE's podcast.

Lens is a "full-figured," "four-input" gal!

More like "Call me Moby-Dick" r105!

Her father made his name with paintings of grotesque cunts, this is Lens carrying on the family business.

How has she not been in a dove bodywash commercial? She looks ike what they're hiring now.

I want a video of her running in those, then post it here. Hilarity ensues.

[quote] I don't give a shit about this lady but I do LOVE how so many of you bitches get so easily triggered by her.

She doesn’t trigger me.

She turgors me.

She's aggressively fat now. There's no going back for her

Why am I not allowed to be offended by her being physically-repulsive?

[quote] I do LOVE how so many of you bitches get so easily triggered by her.

Oh honey, nobody's triggered. We all just find her hilarious and grotesque at the same time. Like Congress.

Repulsive and yet someone is fucking that. Between her , Chrissy Metz and Precious , I’m convinced straight guys can get hard for obese RICH chicks like skinny young women date ugly old fat men.

Those aren't "curves." Those bumps and bulges are Fat. Flab. Blubber. She's got more ham than a hog.

R100, No it hasn't. Being mild overweight does, but she's well over that at this point. How she was when she was actually on Girls is the kind of overweight (not obese) that's not a big health issue.

For those wondering about her pregnant look--body fat distribution is tied to estrogen and testosterone levels. She had a hysterectomy and now produces less estrogen and that shifts body fat distribution from the hips and thighs and up to the abdomen. You see the same thing happen with menopausal women. Basically, Lens hysterectomy put her into menopause and this is the result.

Look at the photo on the left taken in 2018. She was slim-ish and pretty-ish

[quote]She had a hysterectomy and now produces less estrogen and that shifts body fat distribution from the hips and thighs and up to the abdomen. You see the same thing happen with menopausal women. Basically, Lens hysterectomy put her into menopause and this is the result.

She still has at least one of her ovaries. Meaning she produces normal female hormones and is NOT in menopause. She's fat because she eats like a pig.

Those aren't curves, those are hills.

She looks like a tarantula in human form.

It’s not just the obesity and apparent lack of personal hygiene, the pasty pallor and hideous tattoos make Miss Thing offensive to the naked eye.

I bet she takes massive dumps that are greasy and smell like death!

She was also on a bunch of drugs, r119

Why do some people on here keep posting these nauseating pics on here every time she does so?

Chrissy Metz promptly had her lawyers send Lena a cease and desist notice for copyright infringement.

In other news, two separate calls reporting stolen hammocks were received in the area in which she lives.

She literally has no waist.

Her stretch marks have their own zip code.

In interviews she comes across as retarded.

Is it possible Girls was just her writing about herself and not self aware enough to realise she is an unlikable character on the show and in real life?

she wasn't self aware enough

There’s no way she isn’t aware of how gross she looks right? It’s like she’s waiting for the fat Jokes so she can go on some feminist rant to get all the other obese fraus on her side to support her next shitty show. Didn’t she stick rocks up her sisters vagine? That’s child abuse and sexual abuse , how come she’s not cancelled?

She's really become a circus freak.

A paler version of Lizzo, but the trashy tattoos do her no favors either...gurl! :-/

She didn't say she put pebbles in her sister's vagine. She claimed the sister did it to herself. Some questioned this story, as how many toddlers even know they have a vagine to put things into? Her family is weird as hell, so there's no telling what really happened.

That area on her upper arm is scar tissue. You can see that one of her tatoos is now partially gone because of it. I'm surprised she hasn't talked about it (I googled and found no reference to it). The woman has no boundaries.

She has body dysmorphic disorder...in reverse.

Is it true Lena is starring in the sequel to Tusk?

She is a bearette!

There is something cute about the pic in the link, not sexual but kinda cute in a Venus con Dunhamsorf kind of way. I have to applaud her for being so confident and not hiding away, I think many of us wish we could have been that way when we were young. I do agree though with the posters that say she does not look well.

Just half a peach and cup of low fat cottage cheese for our Lens!

Maybe she’s just retaining some water?

So she's still pregnant with an enormously deluded ego, I see.

The gestation length of a woolly mammoth for what inevitably will be a stillbirth.

I get body-shaming is bad and all but how is glorifying fat women and praising them for being fat gonna help? The truth is obesity is unhealthy and most people don't find it attractive just like being anorexic is unhealthy and unattractive.

Seriously, she is bodily and mentally unwell.

R143- She's retaining DONUTS

Like what, R143, the Pacific?

[quote]She was slim-ish and pretty-ish

Let's agree that she was slim-ish.

R149- Alright she was cute- ish rather than pretty- ish

[quote] How has she not been in a dove bodywash commercial? She looks ike what they're hiring now.

Don't you actually have to use soap to be hired for them?

Circa Tiny Furniture I thought she was fresh and pretty.

Posting her photos here should be considered a hate crime.

R119 still those weird teef tho.

[quote] Maybe she’s just retaining some water?

Like what, the Pacific Ocean?

She’s the ultimate snowflake.

That's not a snowflake, that's an avalanche.

That's one big ass snowflake

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