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Kate Middleton is a stupid stuck up cow, posh bitch according to fired guard

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I was thinking about doing this story yesterday, but I… forgot. I really did. I was so overcome with the idea of Chelsy Davy’s drunk ass tripping her way to the Queen’s table that I completely forgot about this somewhat sad/juicy/funny story. So, one of the guards at Buckingham Palace got fired a few days ago for statements (barely-coherent statements) he made on his Facebook page. The guard is 18 years old, and he happened to be on duty (I think?) when Prince William and Kate Middleton drove past him. The guy was upset because… er…

A Buckingham Palace guard has been relieved of his royal wedding day duties after calling Kate Middleton some choice names on Facebook, the UK Press Association reports. 18-year-old Scots Guardsman Cameron Reilly wrote of Catherine and Prince William: “hur and william drove past me on friday n all a got was a shitty wave while she looked the opposite way from me, stupid stuck up cow am a not good enough for them! posh bitch am totally with u on this 1 who reely gives a f*** about hur”.

He also made racist and anti-Semitic comments on various personal photos, adds the UKPA, such as: “a was gonae put a few rifles in ma bergan anaw but then a remembered a couldnt fit any in cause a had 2 many paki’s scalps in it already” and “is watchin a massive jew gathering outside the window at the tower of london!! av never seen so many rabbi’s in ma life.”

According to the Daily Mail, an anonymous soldier said Reilly is “a big boozer and not what you’d call a thinker. He downs Buckfast fortified wine and likes raucous nights out. He joined Facebook last year and started posting bizarre things. He doesn’t engage his brain before he types. These stupid comments could not have come at a worse time for him. Serving at the Royal Wedding is a huge honour. He has been incredibly naive.”

UK’s Ministry of Defence released a statement, reading in part: “In view of the nature of the allegation, it would not be appropriate for the individual to be on parade for The Royal Wedding.” The Scots Guards are slated to stand along the procession route from Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace.

[From Huffington Post]

Yeah, it sounds like the guy has issues. Serious issues. And it’s good that he’s been fired and I hope he gets some help, and it’s also interesting that he only got fired after the Middleton comments, and not about the racist stuff, right? That being said, it’s slightly funny to me to think that an actual “commoner” thinks that Kate is a “posh bitch” and a “stupid stuck up cow.” Voice of the people. The racist, crazy people.

In other Waity news, Prince William actually spent Easter with Kate and her family rather than the royal family. Oh, look who’s too good for royal egg farts now, eh?

Chocolate-loving Prince William enjoyed Easter Sunday with his future in-laws, far from the pre-wedding craze that has taken over London.

William, 28, who is very close to fiancée Kate Middleton’s family, didn’t feel the pull of joining Queen Elizabeth and the extended royals at Windsor Castle. Instead, he opted to join the Middletons at church in Berkshire, and then had lunch at their home in Bucklebury.

The sweet-toothed prince, who has specifically asked for a favorite chocolate cake to supplement the main wedding cake on his big day, was seen being driven to the Middletons’ home Sunday, as his cousins Beatrice and Eugenie joined other royals for church in St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle.

Meanwhile, William’s father, Prince Charles, was in Scotland with Camilla. He is due to arrive back in London in time to spend some reflective time at St. James’s Palace with William on the eve of his wedding day.

Many consider William’s choice to spend Easter with his wife-to-be’s family a signal that he clearly doesn’t feel the need to do things the conventional way. Instead of spending Christmas with the wider royal family at Sandringham, he chose to work at his base, RAF Valley, and friends have indicated that he won’t always spend key holidays with his own family but join Kate family’s for their celebrations.

[From People]

Yes, I do like that William spent the holiday with the Middletons. While I have qualms about Waity as a person/geisha, I do believe William’s affection for the Middleton family is real. Much like Diana, William is drawn to “normal” family life because he didn’t get that while he was growing up. And I think his future mother-in-law just adores him, and probably treats him like gold. So why not spend the holiday with the Middletons when you know the Queen is just going to playing with the corgis while everybody else sulks in various corners?

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Update: 2024-05-21