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Past or present.

Who are the real dumb dumbs?

Chris Pratt seems pretty dumb.

Anyone who falls for Scientology, Kabbalah, or Hillsong church.

It appears Tom Brady has a tiny IQ.

Tom Cruise isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Darryl Hannah was famous for being almost mentally incompetent.

Andie McDowell is also brain-deficient.

The difference is that the latter is also a pretty nice person. The former is not.

Britney wins this thread.

I'm a Texan, and to me Matthew McConaughey seems very dumb. So do Justin Bieber and Britney Spears. I think the child stars are probably the dumbest. Someone who worked her way to the top, like Renee Zellweger, must have cunning, if nothing else. Football players are not stupid even if they are not book smart.

R3. He has a tiny dick too.

Harry Windsor. Not sure you'd call him a celebrity but those two want to become that.

He's Meagan's cuckold and drives the streets of South LA to find BBC for her

I don't get why r8 had to mention being Texan. Wtf.

Because I wanted to emphasize that it's not his persona or accent that seems dumb to me.

A better question is who are the ones who are actually smarter than all of them and smarter than the general public?

Most people, regardless of their profession, are of average intelligence, unless we’re discussing specialized professions, which require one have an above average IQ.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Jennifer Lawrence

Julianne Moore

John Travolta

Bradley Cooper

Says who, R15? You?

OK, sure. Interesting how you don’t answer the question by pointing out Tommy Lee Jones, or even James Woods, who I personally dislike profoundly.

Smart, above average IQ people are not running around Hollywood in abundance. There are some, but not many. Just like real life.

Brad Pitt seems dumb.

[quote] Pitt was concerned that the Coen brothers equated him with the boneheaded character. “They just sent the script, and my first thought was, ‘God, he’s dumb!'” Pitt told Leonard Maltin at the 35th Santa Barbara International Film Festival in January, according to Collider. “You’re really excited to get a script from the Coen brothers, and then you go, ‘Is this what they think of me?’”

I agree about football players having to be smart, at least spatially. I say this as a person who is mentally deficient in that department, and can’t make head nor tail of those maps they have to look at and then recreate on the field.

I'm not saying these celebrities are dumb, but here's what they've said to the press:

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young" - Cameron Diaz

"It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes." - Colin Farrell

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

Like others have said, Brad Pitt takes the cake. I mean, say what you will about Jennifer Aniston, but even I, as a gay man can see living and getting along with her at least as a pal. The Equinox trainer who met her say she is down to earth, relaxed and focuses on exercise and health food and no drama. How he even THOUGH about taking on the psycho that is Angelina...you can see, even from a mile away, that she is one trouble making bitch.

Brad Pitt is dumb and ambitious at the same time. I think he wanted, very much, to be part of a Hollywood power couple with Angelina.

[quote]A better question is who are the ones who are actually smarter than all of them and smarter than the general public?

Start a new thread to ask that question. This one is about the Uber-Dumbs.

Can we include politicians?

I don't think politicians are A-list celebrities unless they've been president.

George W. Bush (the 2nd one), then. Very dumb.

Alec Baldwin and all of the Baldwins. Alec is the worst because he’s a pretentious pseudo intellectual with no self awareness.

Not sure about Alec, but the brother, William, does seem dumb.

Most celebrities are dumb. I've worked with Plenty. The smart ones are the ones who became famous later in life, the dumb ones got famous earlier - child stars are mostly dumb as wood. Mayim Bialik might be the exception, but some of the shit she says pretty dumb.

[quote]Not sure about Alec, but the brother, William, does seem dumb.

Don't forget Stephen, the dumbest of all.

Jennifer Lawrence. Borderline mentally retarded.

Denzel Washington. Watching him give articulate responses is painful.

Alec Baldwin’s not nearly as smart as he thinks he is but he’s definitely not dumb.

For a Princeton grad, Brooke Shields is pretty fucking dumb (Jodie started the child star goes to Ivy League school trend, but Brooke didn’t have the brains).

Liz Taylor. A string of failed marriages (married Richard Burton twice), befriended Michael Jackson (in exchange for trinkets), Glaaaaadiator!

Is Armie Hammer considered A-list?

r35, Brooke got really good grades at Princeton. LIFE magazine published her transcript (with her permission).

R39, do you really think she earned those grades? It's also very hard to flunk out of an ivy. Those prices guarantee certain things in life.

I went to Temple, Yale and Dartmouth. Temple was by far the most challenging.

[quote] Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper graduated from Georgetown and learned to speak French fluently.

Sorry, he isn't "dumb" or stupid.

r2 didn't understand the assignment.

All of the Trumps went to Penn. Dubya graduated from Yale.

At some point, we have to agree that graduating from a top tier university does not actually mean that a person is smart. Rich and well-connected morons have degrees, too.

JustHarry and his commanding officer. No one is dumber than these two.

I know a B list star. She is really breathtakingly stupid. I don’t know how she functions. I am guessing the mass of assistants and handlers that hover over her. Makes money hand over fist. Society and culture are just so unfair.

Sandra Bullock married a Nazi or something.

Justin Bieber become a white trash at this point.

Beyonce is often described as talking like she can't read.

Not many dumb A-list to be honest, but plenty of douchebag though.

My daughter will NEVER make it in this list. Chill, Bitches!!

Do we really have enough bandwidth?

Matthew McConaughey Is just a cocktail of folksy charm and spiritual/pseudo intellectual psychobabble. He’s not dumb, but he belongs to that Joe Rogan-esque douchebro culture that think pondering things aloud for two hours after smoking weed is the deep.

Speaking a second language fluently doesn't make you smart r41. It's uncommon in the states but fairly prevalent in other places.

Denise Richards but then she was never A-List. Not even B-List.

A - list are mostly attractive people who are good a pretending to be someone else or are good at sports. It would be easier to list the smart ones.

Remember Britney's iconic high school essay on Antigone?

[quote] Antigone is about a girl who looses her brother during a war. She wants to bury them, but the new king, Creon, will not allow it, and who shall ever do so shall be killed. Antigone wants her brother buried, because she wants him to be able to be in the heaven of ghost. So she goes out and buris him. There was a roomer about her burying her brother, so the gaurds keep a good look out. Finally, they catch her. They take her to the king. The king’s son is suppose to marry her. The son begs his father to have mercy, but nothing stops him. He puts her in a chamber. A advisor comes along and warns him that the God are angry with him. He get’s scared so he lets her go. When they go to the chamber, they find her dead, because of suicide. Her soon to be husband kills himself, because he can’t stand the thought of living without her. The mother finds out about her son's death and comits suicide. The advisor was right about the Gods being angry.

[quote] I like this story, because it was different. Even though it ended weridly, it was a serious, dramatic story which made me like it.

Renee Zellweger just won a 2nd Oscar (lead now) for some weird reason and she’s still D list. She’d be lucky to get the cop movie Hilary Swank just did. Why has she never done character parts? She was wonderful in White Oleander.

A number of years ago Britney Spears made a remark about going over to Europe to visit places like Canada. Oy!

R60 It sho' is. We had a whole thread about it a while ago.

R58: She just won her second Oscar and the best she could do is some NBC limited series.

Ronald Regan and Donald Trump. Way in over there head

[quote]Ronald Regan and Donald Trump. Way in over there head

Oh, the irony.

[quote] Sandra Bullock married a Nazi or something.

SB is a Nazi, dumb or both (a Nazi and dumb).

I know people that went to high school with Sandra Bullock and she was very well liked. She wasn’t a top student, she was a cheerleader and in plays. My friend who was friends with her boyfriend and saw her at various parties says she was kind of quiet and nice to everyone. She’s first generation in the US—her parents were German. I think she seems nice for a celebrity.

The A List always said that Andie MacDowell is "borderline retarded."

Harrison Ford

Every ex-Disney kid.

Jean-Claude van Damme

Robert DeNiro. Acting was probably the only profession he could make a living at; he’s that dumb.

Another vote for Beyonce.

I can't think of one dumb A list French actor Seriously

No one's picked Sean Penn?...

"Sean Penn

@SeanPenn

Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don’t follow Nikki Haley’s lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties.

7:13 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone"

What do I win?

Erik von Detten is often styled as "Erik von Stupid"

Denzel. Great actor but he said almost didn't graduate from Fordham. His GPA was 1.0 something.

Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Mark Wahlberg, Jessica Simpson, Justin Bieber, Cher, Jennifer Anniston,

Darren Criss. Please stop asking us whether we know our First Amendment rights.

Daryl Hannah has Asperger's Syndrome. What might be seen as some as being rude, it's probably her social awkwardness.

Goop has turned stupidity into an art form.

Bo Derek! Oh, out to lunch as far as I'm concerned! Didja ever talk to her? This woman is an idiot - she studies for her pap test!

I asked her, "How many feet in a yard?" She said, "Ha, ha - trick question! It depends on how many people are in the yard at the time!"

I hate when celebrities do zoom chats with politicians. It just reveals their own ignorance. I’m looking at you Matt Bomer and Kerry Washington.

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