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Who are the dumbest A-List celebrities?

Past or present.

Who are the real dumb dumbs?

by Anonymousreply 83February 20, 2021 7:41 PM

Chris Pratt seems pretty dumb.

Anyone who falls for Scientology, Kabbalah, or Hillsong church.

by Anonymousreply 2February 13, 2021 5:08 PM

It appears Tom Brady has a tiny IQ.

by Anonymousreply 3February 13, 2021 5:11 PM

Tom Cruise isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

by Anonymousreply 5February 13, 2021 5:18 PM

Darryl Hannah was famous for being almost mentally incompetent.

Andie McDowell is also brain-deficient.

The difference is that the latter is also a pretty nice person. The former is not.

by Anonymousreply 6February 13, 2021 5:21 PM

Britney wins this thread.

by Anonymousreply 7February 13, 2021 5:27 PM

I'm a Texan, and to me Matthew McConaughey seems very dumb. So do Justin Bieber and Britney Spears. I think the child stars are probably the dumbest. Someone who worked her way to the top, like Renee Zellweger, must have cunning, if nothing else. Football players are not stupid even if they are not book smart.

by Anonymousreply 8February 13, 2021 5:30 PM

R3. He has a tiny dick too.

by Anonymousreply 9February 13, 2021 5:32 PM

Harry Windsor. Not sure you'd call him a celebrity but those two want to become that.

He's Meagan's cuckold and drives the streets of South LA to find BBC for her

by Anonymousreply 10February 13, 2021 5:33 PM

I don't get why r8 had to mention being Texan. Wtf.

by Anonymousreply 11February 13, 2021 5:36 PM

Because I wanted to emphasize that it's not his persona or accent that seems dumb to me.

by Anonymousreply 12February 13, 2021 5:54 PM

A better question is who are the ones who are actually smarter than all of them and smarter than the general public?

Most people, regardless of their profession, are of average intelligence, unless we’re discussing specialized professions, which require one have an above average IQ.

by Anonymousreply 13February 13, 2021 5:56 PM

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Jennifer Lawrence

Julianne Moore

John Travolta

Bradley Cooper

by Anonymousreply 14February 13, 2021 6:00 PM

Says who, R15? You?

OK, sure. Interesting how you don’t answer the question by pointing out Tommy Lee Jones, or even James Woods, who I personally dislike profoundly.

Smart, above average IQ people are not running around Hollywood in abundance. There are some, but not many. Just like real life.

by Anonymousreply 16February 13, 2021 6:11 PM

Brad Pitt seems dumb.

[quote] Pitt was concerned that the Coen brothers equated him with the boneheaded character. “They just sent the script, and my first thought was, ‘God, he’s dumb!'” Pitt told Leonard Maltin at the 35th Santa Barbara International Film Festival in January, according to Collider. “You’re really excited to get a script from the Coen brothers, and then you go, ‘Is this what they think of me?’”

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by Anonymousreply 17February 13, 2021 6:17 PM

I agree about football players having to be smart, at least spatially. I say this as a person who is mentally deficient in that department, and can’t make head nor tail of those maps they have to look at and then recreate on the field.

by Anonymousreply 18February 13, 2021 6:21 PM

I'm not saying these celebrities are dumb, but here's what they've said to the press:

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" - Christina Aguilera

"I've been noticing gravity since I was very young" - Cameron Diaz

"It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes." - Colin Farrell

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Britney Spears

by Anonymousreply 19February 13, 2021 6:24 PM

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

by Anonymousreply 20February 13, 2021 6:27 PM

Like others have said, Brad Pitt takes the cake. I mean, say what you will about Jennifer Aniston, but even I, as a gay man can see living and getting along with her at least as a pal. The Equinox trainer who met her say she is down to earth, relaxed and focuses on exercise and health food and no drama. How he even THOUGH about taking on the psycho that is Angelina...you can see, even from a mile away, that she is one trouble making bitch.

by Anonymousreply 21February 13, 2021 6:28 PM

Brad Pitt is dumb and ambitious at the same time. I think he wanted, very much, to be part of a Hollywood power couple with Angelina.

by Anonymousreply 22February 13, 2021 6:42 PM

[quote]A better question is who are the ones who are actually smarter than all of them and smarter than the general public?

Start a new thread to ask that question. This one is about the Uber-Dumbs.

by Anonymousreply 23February 13, 2021 6:44 PM

Can we include politicians?

by Anonymousreply 25February 13, 2021 6:46 PM

I don't think politicians are A-list celebrities unless they've been president.

by Anonymousreply 26February 13, 2021 6:49 PM

George W. Bush (the 2nd one), then. Very dumb.

by Anonymousreply 27February 13, 2021 7:04 PM

Alec Baldwin and all of the Baldwins. Alec is the worst because he’s a pretentious pseudo intellectual with no self awareness.

by Anonymousreply 28February 13, 2021 7:11 PM

Not sure about Alec, but the brother, William, does seem dumb.

by Anonymousreply 30February 13, 2021 7:29 PM

Most celebrities are dumb. I've worked with Plenty. The smart ones are the ones who became famous later in life, the dumb ones got famous earlier - child stars are mostly dumb as wood. Mayim Bialik might be the exception, but some of the shit she says pretty dumb.

by Anonymousreply 31February 13, 2021 7:34 PM

[quote]Not sure about Alec, but the brother, William, does seem dumb.

Don't forget Stephen, the dumbest of all.

by Anonymousreply 32February 13, 2021 7:37 PM

Jennifer Lawrence. Borderline mentally retarded.

by Anonymousreply 33February 13, 2021 7:37 PM

Denzel Washington. Watching him give articulate responses is painful.

by Anonymousreply 34February 13, 2021 7:38 PM

Alec Baldwin’s not nearly as smart as he thinks he is but he’s definitely not dumb.

For a Princeton grad, Brooke Shields is pretty fucking dumb (Jodie started the child star goes to Ivy League school trend, but Brooke didn’t have the brains).

by Anonymousreply 35February 13, 2021 7:38 PM

Liz Taylor. A string of failed marriages (married Richard Burton twice), befriended Michael Jackson (in exchange for trinkets), Glaaaaadiator!

by Anonymousreply 36February 13, 2021 7:43 PM

Is Armie Hammer considered A-list?

by Anonymousreply 37February 13, 2021 8:07 PM

r35, Brooke got really good grades at Princeton. LIFE magazine published her transcript (with her permission).

by Anonymousreply 39February 13, 2021 8:12 PM

R39, do you really think she earned those grades? It's also very hard to flunk out of an ivy. Those prices guarantee certain things in life.

I went to Temple, Yale and Dartmouth. Temple was by far the most challenging.

by Anonymousreply 40February 13, 2021 8:15 PM

[quote] Bradley Cooper

Bradley Cooper graduated from Georgetown and learned to speak French fluently.

Sorry, he isn't "dumb" or stupid.

by Anonymousreply 41February 14, 2021 1:36 AM

r2 didn't understand the assignment.

by Anonymousreply 42February 14, 2021 2:12 AM

All of the Trumps went to Penn. Dubya graduated from Yale.

At some point, we have to agree that graduating from a top tier university does not actually mean that a person is smart. Rich and well-connected morons have degrees, too.

by Anonymousreply 43February 14, 2021 2:12 AM

JustHarry and his commanding officer. No one is dumber than these two.

by Anonymousreply 44February 14, 2021 2:23 AM

I know a B list star. She is really breathtakingly stupid. I don’t know how she functions. I am guessing the mass of assistants and handlers that hover over her. Makes money hand over fist. Society and culture are just so unfair.

by Anonymousreply 45February 14, 2021 2:33 AM

Sandra Bullock married a Nazi or something.

Justin Bieber become a white trash at this point.

Beyonce is often described as talking like she can't read.

Not many dumb A-list to be honest, but plenty of douchebag though.

by Anonymousreply 46February 14, 2021 2:46 AM

My daughter will NEVER make it in this list. Chill, Bitches!!

by Anonymousreply 47February 14, 2021 2:52 AM

Do we really have enough bandwidth?

by Anonymousreply 48February 14, 2021 3:42 AM

Matthew McConaughey Is just a cocktail of folksy charm and spiritual/pseudo intellectual psychobabble. He’s not dumb, but he belongs to that Joe Rogan-esque douchebro culture that think pondering things aloud for two hours after smoking weed is the deep.

by Anonymousreply 50February 14, 2021 8:45 AM

Speaking a second language fluently doesn't make you smart r41. It's uncommon in the states but fairly prevalent in other places.

by Anonymousreply 53February 14, 2021 8:55 AM

Denise Richards but then she was never A-List. Not even B-List.

by Anonymousreply 54February 14, 2021 9:00 AM

A - list are mostly attractive people who are good a pretending to be someone else or are good at sports. It would be easier to list the smart ones.

by Anonymousreply 56February 14, 2021 9:32 AM

Remember Britney's iconic high school essay on Antigone?

[quote] Antigone is about a girl who looses her brother during a war. She wants to bury them, but the new king, Creon, will not allow it, and who shall ever do so shall be killed. Antigone wants her brother buried, because she wants him to be able to be in the heaven of ghost. So she goes out and buris him. There was a roomer about her burying her brother, so the gaurds keep a good look out. Finally, they catch her. They take her to the king. The king’s son is suppose to marry her. The son begs his father to have mercy, but nothing stops him. He puts her in a chamber. A advisor comes along and warns him that the God are angry with him. He get’s scared so he lets her go. When they go to the chamber, they find her dead, because of suicide. Her soon to be husband kills himself, because he can’t stand the thought of living without her. The mother finds out about her son's death and comits suicide. The advisor was right about the Gods being angry.

[quote] I like this story, because it was different. Even though it ended weridly, it was a serious, dramatic story which made me like it.

by Anonymousreply 57February 14, 2021 9:51 AM

Renee Zellweger just won a 2nd Oscar (lead now) for some weird reason and she’s still D list. She’d be lucky to get the cop movie Hilary Swank just did. Why has she never done character parts? She was wonderful in White Oleander.

by Anonymousreply 58February 14, 2021 11:13 AM

A number of years ago Britney Spears made a remark about going over to Europe to visit places like Canada. Oy!

by Anonymousreply 59February 14, 2021 2:00 PM

R60 It sho' is. We had a whole thread about it a while ago.

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by Anonymousreply 62February 14, 2021 2:39 PM

R58: She just won her second Oscar and the best she could do is some NBC limited series.

by Anonymousreply 63February 14, 2021 7:42 PM

Ronald Regan and Donald Trump. Way in over there head

by Anonymousreply 64February 14, 2021 7:46 PM

[quote]Ronald Regan and Donald Trump. Way in over there head

Oh, the irony.

by Anonymousreply 65February 14, 2021 7:53 PM

[quote] Sandra Bullock married a Nazi or something.

SB is a Nazi, dumb or both (a Nazi and dumb).

by Anonymousreply 66February 14, 2021 7:55 PM

I know people that went to high school with Sandra Bullock and she was very well liked. She wasn’t a top student, she was a cheerleader and in plays. My friend who was friends with her boyfriend and saw her at various parties says she was kind of quiet and nice to everyone. She’s first generation in the US—her parents were German. I think she seems nice for a celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 67February 14, 2021 8:56 PM

The A List always said that Andie MacDowell is "borderline retarded."

Harrison Ford

Every ex-Disney kid.

Jean-Claude van Damme

by Anonymousreply 69February 14, 2021 9:08 PM

Robert DeNiro. Acting was probably the only profession he could make a living at; he’s that dumb.

by Anonymousreply 70February 14, 2021 10:06 PM

Another vote for Beyonce.

by Anonymousreply 71February 14, 2021 10:16 PM

I can't think of one dumb A list French actor Seriously

by Anonymousreply 72February 14, 2021 10:28 PM

No one's picked Sean Penn?...

"Sean Penn

@SeanPenn

Evangelical leaders should themselves be impeached by the Vatican if they themselves don’t follow Nikki Haley’s lead & clearly state they should not have followed Satin into the bowels of hell. But, perhaps they are too busy at sex parties.

7:13 PM · Feb 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone"

What do I win?

by Anonymousreply 73February 14, 2021 10:37 PM

Erik von Detten is often styled as "Erik von Stupid"

by Anonymousreply 74February 15, 2021 12:43 AM

Denzel. Great actor but he said almost didn't graduate from Fordham. His GPA was 1.0 something.

by Anonymousreply 75February 15, 2021 3:08 AM

Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, Mark Wahlberg, Jessica Simpson, Justin Bieber, Cher, Jennifer Anniston,

by Anonymousreply 76February 15, 2021 3:17 AM

Darren Criss. Please stop asking us whether we know our First Amendment rights.

by Anonymousreply 79February 20, 2021 7:06 PM

Daryl Hannah has Asperger's Syndrome. What might be seen as some as being rude, it's probably her social awkwardness.

by Anonymousreply 80February 20, 2021 7:18 PM

Goop has turned stupidity into an art form.

by Anonymousreply 81February 20, 2021 7:25 PM

Bo Derek! Oh, out to lunch as far as I'm concerned! Didja ever talk to her? This woman is an idiot - she studies for her pap test!

I asked her, "How many feet in a yard?" She said, "Ha, ha - trick question! It depends on how many people are in the yard at the time!"

by Anonymousreply 82February 20, 2021 7:33 PM

I hate when celebrities do zoom chats with politicians. It just reveals their own ignorance. I’m looking at you Matt Bomer and Kerry Washington.

by Anonymousreply 83February 20, 2021 7:41 PM

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