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I have always wondered how that works.

They aren't supposed to, but probably do. A lot of Catholic priests do quite a few things they are not supposed to do.

I was going to post this question about a week ago. They must, right?

it works the same as it works for you. Of course they do unless they have no interest in sex what so ever. It is a normal bodily function. Are they as obsessed as much as most on this board? no

None of your cunting business, OP.

That church preaches a profoundly erroneous understanding of healthy human sexuality. Take pretty much any church teaching on sexuality, and a humane understanding of the issue will be close to 180 degrees to the opposite. Masturbation is Exhibit A in the debate. Masturbation is entirely normal, not harmful or immoral in any way, and is an important part of responsible sexual maturity. The Catholic Church is profoundly, deeply wrong and damagingly repressed on this issue.

No. They sexually abuse innocent children instead. That's why masturbation is a sin in the Catholic Church, but pedophilia goes unpunished.

The choice made by each and every priest to remain celibate does not mean there is no sexual attraction in their life. Priests have come to the conclusion, however, to forsake any form of sex and flee from lustful thoughts as a demonstration of (and belief in) their commitment to Christ and His church. As Christ is the bridegroom of His church, the church is His bride — without spot or wrinkle. It is their commitment as a leader to remain pure and undefiled before God, trusting in Him totally to manage any sexual attractions that Satan might present to weaken their ministry. And I believe in their sincerity to their vow; whether they are successful or not is of little consequence to me since I believe God’s forgiveness applies equally to the priest/pastor/preacher as to those in the pew.

Others may find little difficulty in shedding sexual avarice of any kind if they have an asexual/aromantic orientation.

Yes, though they’ll insist otherwise. I actually knew someone in high school who didn’t masturbate - he had nocturnal emissions at least once a week.

Religious - especially Catholic (though that’s mostly because they have the heftiest infrastructure) - religious figures are also known for having a lot of gay sex. You know how monks and nuns keep to themselves? Well, a lot of them are secretly gay.

My parish priest was also our headmaster at our school and was very strict and would often strap or paddle students and it was obvious he had an erection when doing this.

Jesus The Fucking Christ masturbated.

But he did it hands-free.

Every time a priest has gotten on his knees to suck me off he has taken out his dick and jerked it.

I notice priests often have cell phones. I seriously doubt they have parental controls.

How do they get sexually aroused though if they don't watch pr0n on the internet ? Peeking through the blouse of an 80-yo woman?

IF a man never orgasmed/ejaculated EVER wouldn't some kind of physical issues occur? Serious ones? A study ever been done on this matter? just saying..

They either masturbate, or molest little boys, or in some instances have nightly orgies with other seminarians or parish priests. But sexless they ain't.

The Catholic church is responsible for making even the most boring, hum-drum, vanilla sex blazing hot for those who sin it! 💥

Like a priest with a pornographic watch

Looking and longing all of the time......

R16 was wondering the same thing. If they have enough control (yeah, right) they would be fine. Unused sperm in the testes will break down and new sperm are generated. Some followers of Daoism and other faiths have been practicing abstinence for centuries.

[quote] whether they are successful or not is of little consequence to me

How nice of you to dismiss the millions of children who've been molested by priests only to have their crimes covered up as the Church wraps their arms around and protects the heinous and criminal abusers whilst blaming the victims. Christ must be proud to call these men his disciples. It gives new meaning to "suffer the children..."

Yes, they masturbate in the anus of children, OP.

Anyone with a dick jerks it from time to time...end of discussion.

[quote]Do Catholic priests masturbate? I have always wondered how that works.

It works in the usual way, thirsty.

It is all so unnatural to me!

Of course not. They fuck children.

It depends on whether the alter boy they are with enjoys that.

When has THAT ever mattered?

[quote] Every time a priest has gotten on his knees to suck me off he has taken out his dick and jerked it.

Oh my

[quote] How do they get sexually aroused though if they don't watch pr0n on the internet ?

You do realize that people masturbated for centuries and centuries without porn.

I'm 59. When I was 17, attending a Jesuit high school, I was on a Retreat. I confessed to the headmaster. It was face to face. I listed masturbation as one of my sins. He told me it was not a sin. He clearly deviated from the official church teaching. He said it was only problematic, if I let it get in the way of forming healthy relationships with others.

He was a good priest and a good man.

I've never guilty about jerking off again.

Well, your name is BonniePrinceCharles so you are guilty of poor taste.

R33 😂 That reminds me of a conversation I had with a group that consisted of thirtysomethings and a few twentysomethings. It was about actor Josh Radnor (star of HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER) coming out against porn and its dangers a few years ago. Apparently, he used to be addicted and it fucked up the way he saw women only as sex objects. However, he's not against masturbation, in general, but that's how these young'uns took it, because they couldn't conceive how he could masturbate without a visual aid. 🤣

I went to a catholic high school in the 90's and the priest teaching us in health class said the even Jesus masturbated. We thought it was a little weird at the time, but in retrospect, I'm glad he tried to limit the sense of shame some people had.

Priests are almost universally fucked up in one way or another. If it's not about their sexuality, it's something else. For ages, the Priesthood has been a "hiding place" for gay men or men with some kind of sexual perversion.

OP your mother is calling you. She said you need to go to bed because you have to get up tomorrow for middle school.

I know a priest and asked him that very question. I asked," What do you guys do when you're horny?" He made the jackoff gesture.

you're asking how masturbation works?

R41 do they take their clothes off?

They do a little more than masturbate.

R44 Rome and the Vatican are were priests go to get some cock.

the boys don't call me Father Singer for nothing.

If they don’t they are at a statistically higher risk of prostrate cancer.

Yuck R46. Somebody pass the eye bleach

Only onto the faces of altar boys.

[quote] Rome and the Vatican are were priests go to get some cock.

Oh dear!

Hot confessional narratives by hot closeted men can be hot to hot priests.

Yes, many do, but there are some (likely a minority) priests who don't. Married men beat off, imagine that.

Of course not… they molest.

I don’t know why my priest would masturbate. He and I fuck around all the time.

If it wasn't for priests, I thought I would NEVER lose my virginity!!! Father Hairy Hands. I was 12. And I'm not even CATHOLIC!!!

[quote]” . . . they are at a statistically higher risk of prostrate cancer.”

I guess William Hurt didn’t jerk off enough.

They love to partake of Cummunion.

OP, they are notorious for both rampant homosexuality and raping children, as well as fornicating with women and even having secret families with them. Yes, they jerk off, too.

Hi, I'm a Catholic priest. I could answer your question, but you'd have to let me cum on your face.

R54 And I wouldn't want to be the housekeeper that has to clean those priest's sheets.

[quote] My parish priest was also our headmaster

He was that good the school voted him a master, huh?

[quote] It depends on whether the alter boy they are with enjoys that.

What does their tailor have to do with it?

[quote] higher risk of prostrate cancer.

SMH.

[quote]Do nuns use dildos?

Let's have nun of that!

[quote] Do nuns use dildos?

No.

They do like to visit cucumber patches for some reason though.

What's expressed at R7 is cray-cray. I'm not saying the poster is cray; whoever came up with all that BS in the first place, though, was either bonkers or filled with bad intentions, or both.

Do not try any of that shit at home, or wherever else, for that matter.

[quote]Do Catholic priests masturbate?

Just the cute ones.

[quote] IF a man never orgasmed/ejaculated EVER wouldn't some kind of physical issues occur? Serious ones? A study ever been done on this matter?

Most of the semen not ejaculated is reabsorbed into the body, but there is always a small amount that hangs around in the seminal vesicles. Those glands do need to be flushed regularly through ejaculation to flush them out and prevent what is left behind from festering and possibly causing cancer.

Wet dreams will keep you virile.

And I'm sure nuns finger themselves, too.

[quote] but there is always a small amount that hangs around in the seminal vesicles.

I used to hang out there too back in my younger days.

So, who is the Catholic baiting troll? Is it ?

Is the Catholic baiting troll Ew.dwin?

Yes. In front of altar boys.

Years ago I went to one of those Body Electric workshops where everyone is naked and stroking their cocks through almost the whole weekend. One hot muscular guy was there who introduced himself as a teacher. Of course I Googled him later and found out he was a parish priest in a small town in Florida. So, based on that evidence I think a little priestly self-love is A-OK.

"Picture it,Sicily, 1922..."

[quote]Do Catholic priests masturbate?

As I type.

[quote]Do Catholic priests masturbate?

As I type.

All men masturbate. Priests are men. Therefore, priests masturbate.

Masturbation may curtail and even eventually taper off as it does with most men. However, for many years as men--and priests--with functioning cocks, of course they whack it. Even if men don't always cum, the stroke it and play with their cocks.

[quote] Years ago I went to one of those Body Electric workshops where everyone is naked and stroking their cocks through almost the whole weekend.

Wait, what?

Tell me more about this!

[quote]Do Catholic priests masturbate?

What? You think it's easy to have two seven-year-old groomed-and-ready prospects ready every fucking day and at just the right time with their disgusting digestive tracks?

We've got Masses, confessions, novenas, benedictions, baptisms, Stations of the Cross, funerals, sick visits and hospital calls, Viaticum/Last Rites, Pre-Cana Conferences, parish council shit, sports shit, elementary and middle school board and committee shit, school meetings, deanery and archdiocesan meetings, seminary lectures and mentorships, social club show-ups, business visits, CPA and business people meetings, donor meetings, parishioner and pastoral visits and dinners, operations meetings, local CBO boards, and all the other fuckery we have to go through to keep access to our young friends?

My late brother was a Catholic priest, and he once told me he would have two questions for God when he died. The first was “Why do you let babies die?” (Apparently the hardest pastoral care was for parents who lost a young child). The second was “Why couldn’t I have sex with anyone but my right hand?”.

R91 Yes, questions answered if you assume he's in heaven and not in hell or purgatory?

Priests are often arrogant, out of touch assholes, or at least they were. I haven't been back to Mass in years.

[quote]“Why couldn’t I have sex with anyone but my right hand?”.

When you get up there, ask him how many punctuation marks you really need.

I asked Father Paul this very question a few days ago, but his mouth was too full of my dick for him to answer.

But was he masturbating while doing you?

Stay on topic.

I went to an all-male Catholic high school back in the 70s, and one of the guys worked up the nerve (during Health class) to ask if priests have wet dreams. Fr. Gene explained that he was in charge of the laundry at the rectory, and that the bluing he used for the sheets would concentrate on different otherwise invisible spots on the sheets, indicating 'nocturnal emissions'. He explained that wet dreams and masturbation are normal and healthy, even for priests.

I explain to my altar boys that it's a sin if they do it but it's God's plan if I do it for them.

The Church is dying a slow death. Only about 38% of Catholics attend Mass weekly, and Catholic are notoriously frugal when it comes time to pass the collection basket. I don't see how the Church will recover after all their scandals.

Some people here are obsessed with priests for some reason.

When my priest shot on my face, he told me it was cumunion

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